Wazdakka's Titan-Nutting Soopajump!
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Wazdakka once nutted a Warlord Titan to death. Seriously.
A hill, ramp, collapsed tower, slow-moving pedestrian, or anything else you can jump off.
Nut Da Titan! To Nut a Titan (or Gargant, Bio-Titan, Titan-Sized Daemon, the Store Manager, etc.) Wazdakka must Turbo Boost up a Hill. The range of the attack is 3x the distance travelled to get to the top of the hill, including driving up the hill itself. This gives the attack a maximum range of 72"; that's quite an epic leap!
When Wazdakka contacts the titan, he takes a Str 5 hit for every Void Shield / Power Field active on the Titan, with no Cover Save allowed (armour saves may be taken as normal). If Wazdakka survives, he inflicts a number of Str D hits against the Titan equal to his number of attacks, plus the number of wounds remaining.
Once the attacks are resolved (and, if applicable, the Titan has exploded), return Wazdakka to play via Deep Strike.
If Wazdakka passed through any Void Shields / Power Fields, and the Titan was killed by his attack, he gains The Fire of Gork (or possibly Mork) for a number of full turns (ie: both sides turns) equal to the number of Void Shields / Power Fields he passed through, counting the turn after he killed the Titan as the first turn.
The Fire of Gork (or possibly Mork): Whilst on fire, Wazdakka is Fearless, has Feel No Pain, and because he looks so Bad-dyi the Ork Player may call a Waaagh! every single turn from now on.
Eldar Titans: Eldar Titans have no shields, but instead have Holofields. When Wazdakka makes a leap at a Titan with working Holofields (or Shadowfields for that matter) both players roll a D6. The Eldar player adds +1 for each Structure Point after the first, and Wazdakka adds +1 for every 6" of run-up he had. Re-roll ties. If Wazdakka's score is higher, he hits the Titan. If not, he misses; return him to play as described above.
Wazdakka can never gain The Fire of Gork (or possibly Mork) from an Eldar Titan, as it has no shields to set him on fire.