The Foot of Python

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The Foot of Python is a weapon that has terrified forces throughout the ages. Its coming is unheralded, and its arrival marked only by the humerous farting sound made as its victim is flattened.

Many efforts to deter the Foot of Python exist, but most of them revolve around carrying big spears and wearing pointy hats. Even then, the Foot of Python may sometimes smash through regardless.


The Foot of Python always starts the game in reserve.

When the Foot of Python arrives, the controlling player must remove one shot and sock, then climb onto the gaming table and start stamping on the enemy. Any model damaged by this display of violence and smelly feet is removed from play. The Foot of Python may continue to stamp on models until blood is drawn, or the attacking player is unwilling to stamp anymore.

If the opponent(s) begins to cry and complain about the damage caused, the player controlling the Foot of Python should shrug and say "it's only a model".


The Foot of Python may only be used once per game.




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